handful-ofdust:

Especially if what I want is to make it into spackle!

handful-ofdust:

Especially if what I want is to make it into spackle!

King Arthur

  • Arthur: I'm like this totally cool dude who's a good Christian and into equality and peace n' shit.
  • Arthur: GERMANIUS IF YOU WELCH ON THIS DEAL I'LL FUCKING EAT YOUR ENTRAILS FOR BREAKFAST.
  • Arthur: MARIUS IF YOU DON'T PACK YOUR SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW I'LL TIE YOU TO MY HORSE AND DRAG YOU BACK TO HADRIAN'S WALL. ALSO I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
  • Arthur: WALL THOSE FREAKY-ASS MONKS UP IN THE PIT O' DEATH AND LEAVE 'EM TO ROT.
  • Arthur: TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT MY FACE, SAXON MOTHERFUCKER, CAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YOU INTO THE NEXT CENTURY.
  • Arthur: I love all you knights. You're like my bros forevs.

FUCK

My white, middle-class coworkers blithely throw ableist, racist, sexist, homophobic slurs around like it’s nothing. But of course it’s OKAY BECAUSE THEY ALL TOTALLY VOTED FOR OBAMA AND THEY DON’T MEAN IT IT’S JUST A JOOOOOOKE HAHAHAHA.

It’s very frustrating.

nbchannibal:

ATTENTION FANNIBALS
This Thursday, to celebrate our Season Finale, we’re giving away some delectable Hannibal treats.
Stay tuned, details to come…



GIVE IT TO ME.

nbchannibal:

ATTENTION FANNIBALS

This Thursday, to celebrate our Season Finale, we’re giving away some delectable Hannibal treats.

Stay tuned, details to come…


GIVE IT TO ME.
amber-and-ice:

filthypolak:

whydontihatemarrymyself:

itswalky:

demiurgent:

All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.

I just got an internship at Google then hired.
Not bad

I investigate crime scenes? Cool!

The truth is…I am Iron Man.

I’m a doomed Sarmatian Knight. Shit.

amber-and-ice:

filthypolak:

whydontihatemarrymyself:

itswalky:

demiurgent:

All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.

I just got an internship at Google then hired.

Not bad

I investigate crime scenes? Cool!

The truth is…I am Iron Man.

I’m a doomed Sarmatian Knight. Shit.

Just watched Releves

  • Soooo many sads about poor Georgia.
  • JACK omg Jack doooo somethiiiiiing
  • Hannibal you sexy jerkface stop it.
  • I now ship Will/Some Fucking Help Jesus Christ
  • ABIGAIL D8

  1. A movie you’ve seen most times in cinema.
  2. Your most rewatched movie.
  3. A movie you quote on a daily basis.
  4. Favorite movie soundtrack.
  5. Top 5 films of your favorite actor and actress.
  6. Top 5 performances of your favorite actor and actress.
  7. A movie storyline you wish you had actually lived.
  8. A movie that reminds you of your mom.
  9. A movie that reminds you of your dad.
  10. Favorite movies from your childhood.
  11. Favorite quote(s).
  12. Top 5 favorite female performances.
  13. Top 5 favorite male performances.
  14. Favorite year for movies.
  15. Your favorite movies from [insert year].
  16. Favorite [insert actor/actress/director] movies?
  17. List all you’ve seen from [insert actor/actress/director].
  18. An underrated actor.
  19. An underrated actress.
  20. An underrated director.
  21. An overrated actor.
  22. An overrated actress.
  23. An overrated director.
  24. A film you wish you had seen on the big screen.
  25. A movie you’ve seen that you think no one else’s here will have heard of?
  26. Favorite movie characters.
  27. A film that was better than the book.
  28. Best remake.
  29. Your first favorite actor.
  30. Your first favorite actress.
  31. Favorite animated film.
  32. Your most anticipated films.
  33. Last movie you were disappointed with.
  34. Last movie that surpassed your expectations.
  35. Actor in need of new agent.
  36. Actress in need of new agent.
  37. Share an unpopular film opinion you have.
  38. Favorite Oscar win/speech.
  39. Biggest Oscar snub(s).
  40. Who do you think is overdue for another nomination/win?
  41. How many movies have you seen (rough estimation, of course)?
  42. A movie that made you go ‘wtf was that’.
  43. A film that scarred you.
  44. Most movies watched in a single day.
  45. A film that always makes you cry.
  46. A film that always makes you laugh.
  47. Movies that you think everyone should watch (not necessarily your favorites).
  48. A movie that took you a couple of viewings to appreciate.
  49. A book you want to see adapted to the big screen.
  50. A book you really, really, really don’t want to see made into a film.
  51. Favorite child performance.
  52. Favorite pre-code.
  53. Favorite silent film.
  54. Favorite coming of age film.
  55. Favorite superhero film.
  56. Best cinematography.
  57. Movies you know you should watch but you can’t bring yourself to do it?
  58. Favorite genres.
  59. Least favorite genres.
  60. Biggest movie pet peeve.

Mads bein Mads.

Mads bein Mads.

shaunabrooke:

“We’ve made our sacred fire. We’re going to stand our ground here.”
Seismic trucks won’t pass, says Elsipogtog war chief, calls for help from all Nations
BY MILES HOWE
ELSIPOGTOG, NEW BRUNSWICK – A sacred fire, which must burn continuously and be monitored for four days, has been lit by Mi’kmaq peoples from all corners of traditional Mi’kma’ki, who have gathered in the New Brunswick community of Elsipogtog. They, as well as non-Indigenous peoples from the local communities and beyond, have now begun to congregate in a field – with permission given by the owner – adjacent to the junction of highway 126 and highway 116 west.
The gathering, which now comprises about 40 people, is directly in the path of seismic testing trucks – or “thumpers” – that are conducting geological surveying on behalf of SWN Resources Canada. SWN is exploring for shale gas deposits. Indigenous and non-Indigenous peoples worry that the seismic testing will lead to hydraulic fracturing – or fracking – of Kent County, much of which is under exploratory lease to SWN.
Elsipogotg war chief John Levi has noted that the gathering will remain peaceful, but that the seismic testing will not be allowed to continue past the sacred fire.
“We’re not going to let them pass. This is the reason why we’ve set up,” Levi told the Halifax Media Co-op. “We’ve made our sacred fire. We’re going to stand our ground here. This would be the spot here, so we’re asking for support from all non-Native and Native peoples.”

shaunabrooke:

“We’ve made our sacred fire. We’re going to stand our ground here.”

Seismic trucks won’t pass, says Elsipogtog war chief, calls for help from all Nations

BY MILES HOWE

ELSIPOGTOG, NEW BRUNSWICKA sacred fire, which must burn continuously and be monitored for four days, has been lit by Mi’kmaq peoples from all corners of traditional Mi’kma’ki, who have gathered in the New Brunswick community of Elsipogtog. They, as well as non-Indigenous peoples from the local communities and beyond, have now begun to congregate in a field – with permission given by the owner – adjacent to the junction of highway 126 and highway 116 west.

The gathering, which now comprises about 40 people, is directly in the path of seismic testing trucks – or “thumpers” – that are conducting geological surveying on behalf of SWN Resources Canada. SWN is exploring for shale gas deposits. Indigenous and non-Indigenous peoples worry that the seismic testing will lead to hydraulic fracturing – or fracking – of Kent County, much of which is under exploratory lease to SWN.

Elsipogotg war chief John Levi has noted that the gathering will remain peaceful, but that the seismic testing will not be allowed to continue past the sacred fire.

“We’re not going to let them pass. This is the reason why we’ve set up,” Levi told the Halifax Media Co-op. “We’ve made our sacred fire. We’re going to stand our ground here. This would be the spot here, so we’re asking for support from all non-Native and Native peoples.”

Tattoo Ideas

  • Jormungandr maybe on shoulder. Lots of color.
  • Verse from ‘Desiderata’ or maybe just the title ‘Desiderata’, depending on how much tattooing I’m willing to put up with. Maybe not in English but I’d need to find a really good translator.
  • Serotonin molecule design. Pretty but still recognizable as molecular structure. 

jennstarkid:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

OH MY GOD

GASP

preservedcucumbers:

There are two things in life that I am truly passionate about: Comics, and honey.

Yes, yes, I agree with this.

Ailurophile A cat-lover.
Assemblage A gathering.
Becoming Attractive.
Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks.
Brood To think alone.
Bucolic In a lovely rural setting.
Bungalow A small, cozy cottage.
Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye.
Comely Attractive.
Conflate To blend together.
Cynosure A focal point of admiration.
Dalliance A brief love affair.
Demesne Dominion, territory.
Demure Shy and reserved.
Denouement The resolution of a mystery.
Desuetude Disuse.
Desultory Slow, sluggish.
Diaphanous Filmy.
Dissemble Deceive.
Dulcet Sweet, sugary.
Ebullience Bubbling enthusiasm.
Effervescent Bubbly.
Efflorescence Flowering, blooming.
Elision Dropping a sound or syllable in a word.
Elixir A good potion.
Eloquence Beauty and persuasion in speech.
Embrocation Rubbing on a lotion.
Emollient A softener.
Ephemeral Short-lived.
Epiphany A sudden revelation.
Erstwhile At one time, for a time.
Ethereal Gaseous, invisible but detectable.
Evanescent Vanishing quickly, lasting a very short time.
Evocative Suggestive.
Fetching Pretty.
Felicity Pleasantness.
Forbearance Withholding response to provocation.
Fugacious Fleeting.
Furtive Shifty, sneaky.
Gambol To skip or leap about joyfully.
Glamour Beauty.
Gossamer The finest piece of thread, a spider’s silk.
Halcyon Happy, sunny, care-free.
Harbinger Messenger with news of the future.
Imbrication Overlapping and forming a regular pattern.
Imbroglio An altercation or complicated situation.
Imbue To infuse, instill.
Incipient Beginning, in an early stage.
Ineffable Unutterable, inexpressible.
Ingénue A naïve young woman.
Inglenook A cozy nook by the hearth.
Insouciance Blithe nonchalance.
Inure To become jaded.
Labyrinthine Twisting and turning.
Lagniappe A special kind of gift.
Lagoon A small gulf or inlet.
Languor Listlessness, inactivity.
Lassitude Weariness, listlessness.
Leisure Free time.
Lilt To move musically or lively.
Lissome Slender and graceful.
Lithe Slender and flexible.
Love Deep affection.
Mellifluous Sweet sounding.
Moiety One of two equal parts.
Mondegreen A slip of the ear.
Murmurous Murmuring.
Nemesis An unconquerable archenemy.
Offing The sea between the horizon and the offshore.
Onomatopoeia A word that sounds like its meaning.
Opulent Lush, luxuriant.
Palimpsest A manuscript written over earlier ones.
Panacea A solution for all problems
Panoply A complete set.
Pastiche An art work combining materials from various sources.
Penumbra A half-shadow.
Petrichor The smell of earth after rain.
Plethora A large quantity.
Propinquity An inclination.
Pyrrhic Successful with heavy losses.
Quintessential Most essential.
Ratatouille A spicy French stew.
Ravel To knit or unknit.
Redolent Fragrant.
Riparian By the bank of a stream.
Ripple A very small wave.
Scintilla A spark or very small thing.
Sempiternal Eternal.
Seraglio Rich, luxurious oriental palace or harem.
Serendipity Finding something nice while looking for something else.
Summery Light, delicate or warm and sunny.
Sumptuous Lush, luxurious.
Surreptitious Secretive, sneaky.
Susquehanna A river in Pennsylvania.
Susurrous Whispering, hissing.
Talisman A good luck charm.
Tintinnabulation Tinkling.
Umbrella Protection from sun or rain.
Untoward Unseemly, inappropriate.
Vestigial In trace amounts.
Wafture Waving.
Wherewithal The means.
Woebegone Sorrowful, downcast.

(via so much to tell you)

emberises:

foodnun:

comradewodka:

caramelzappa:

snakesnakesnake

you have no idea how much strange joy this video just brought me

oh my god

Bloody brilliant

I love this and I don’t know why