May 2013
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What a harasser says vs what they mean
What a harasser says: Hey baby! Nice legs!
What a harasser means: I have no respect for your right to basic human kindness and dignity. All I care about is making you feel uncomfortable because it makes me feel big and strong.
What a harasser says: Hey you dropped your smile!/Smile, pretty lady!
What a harasser means: I don't know you and I don't give a shit about your thoughts or feelings. In my eyes you are nothing more than living decoration. You should do what I tell you because I want to feel good regardless of how you feel.
What a harasser says: Relax! It's just a compliment! You're too sensitive!
What a harasser means: You're making me think about the deeper meanings and consequences of my actions and that makes me uncomfortable. I'm either too complacent, too selfish, or too lazy to make simple changes in my behavior that will make women feel a lot safer and happier.
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Thoughts about Hannibal 01x07: Fromage
Mmmm gurl you repair that boat motor aw yeah
PUPPY IN DISTRESS THIS UPSETS ME A LOT A LOT ALOT
Why so sexy, Tobias? Why so creepy? And sexy. Rawr.
Aww, Will has a crush. Princess Of My Heart Alana ain’t having it. Oh well.
Goddamn it humans don’t have vocal cords, we have vocal folds. Get it right.
I’m pretty sure slimy, wet vocal FOLDS wouldn’t sound like that. Or...
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
Don’t people know that sadness is a limited resource? Check your Depression Footprint, GAWD.
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So, uhm...
I’m weaning myself off of Pork and Beef because I’m afraid they might have souls.
I don’t get me, man.
My neighbors are having a loud argument and it’s making me incredibly anxious.
Why are beer bottles so phallic?
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via aeferg)
Where the hell is Mrs. Chavez, my 9th grade Lit teacher, when you need her? She’d school them good.
policeghost:
hey hannibal fandom, can we not tweet to bryan fuller your yaoi hannigram pics you drew thx
JFC I hate you guys sometimes. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS SENDING ACTORS, SHOWRUNNER ETC YOUR PORN OKAY?!
逃げちゃ駄目だ: kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers... →
queensimia:
kennedyclintonkat:
neatpotatoes:
teachers who complain about grading work
are you fucking kidding me.
no.
no you sit the fuck down.
LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING
do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically prepare students for standardized tests that contain literally nothing you feel like they need to learn...
Synaptic Misfires For Fun And Profit: Ranting and... →
summa-awilum:
cactusrabbit:
shinsei-sama:
cactusrabbit:
Considering Fangirldom’s obsession with bromance and older, European men, it’s frankly shocking that more people (read: fangirls/women) haven’t played Legacy of Kain.
Like, for reals. I know I’m ridiculously emotionally attacked to LoK so I’m already super biased, but the damn games were…
But yet as my love for this franchise is...
Synaptic Misfires For Fun And Profit: Ranting and... →
shinsei-sama:
cactusrabbit:
Considering Fangirldom’s obsession with bromance and older, European men, it’s frankly shocking that more people (read: fangirls/women) haven’t played Legacy of Kain.
Like, for reals. I know I’m ridiculously emotionally attacked to LoK so I’m already super biased, but the damn games were…
But yet as my love for this franchise is still undying after 15 years and...
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I can see why Oeuf wasn't aired in the US.
The writing in this one is kind of meh. Poor Hugh and Mads are just FIGHTING THE SCRIPT SO HARD. ACT THROUGH IT, BOYS! YOU CAN DO IT!
Also kids shooting kids is…. kind of sensitive right now. Probably a good choice to not show it.
(Also why the fack are people calling this episode “Ceuf”? There’s no such thing as ceuf. Oeuf means ‘egg’ en Francais)
Awkwaaard...
I scored really low on an empathy test.
We’ll just add that to the “Evidence That I might Be On The Autism Spectrum” pile.
It’s getting to be a big pile 0_0
sebuttstian:
storieswithinastory:
If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option.
if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option.
If you’re “mature” enough to drive a car, you’re mature enough to get t-boned and...
bellsandbones:
inthebarrows:
morbidosity:
inthebarrows:
bellsandbones:
Hugh Dancy in a tuxedo
Hugh Fancy.
Hugh Dancy writing terrible post apocalyptic war novels
Hugh Clancy
Hugh Dancy running across a meadow
Hugh Prancy
Hugh Dancy gambling
Hugh Chancey
Hugh Dancy dressing up as a woman
Hugh Nancy
Hugh Dancy likes to joust.
Hugh Lancey
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Ranting and Raving about Legacy of Kain. That's...
Considering Fangirldom’s obsession with bromance and older, European men, it’s frankly shocking that more people (read: fangirls/women) haven’t played Legacy of Kain.
Like, for reals. I know I’m ridiculously emotionally attacked to LoK so I’m already super biased, but the damn games were practically tailor-made for the likes of Cumberbitches and Hiddlestoners and...
The Pagan Name Generator →
amber-and-ice:
unholyheathen:
dewognatos:
piseogai:
pisceswitch:
bouquetsofperfumedstars:
lughne:
The Pagan Name Generator is a fun way to find a new name and help develop your pagan identity. Ditch that tired, old mundane name and get a new one, or find one for your friends! Choose male, female, or gender neutral, and the generator will automatically create your new name.
In case...
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Tonight!
I go out dancing!
ALONE.
Scary.
Wish me luck!
clockworkturnip:
alinatotheleft:
feathers-theangel:
musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
a bit asswounded
Don’t be so bumbugged
Someone’s getting all cheekchafed over nothing
No need to...
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Why is so goddamn shocking that women have complex inner lives? Whenever a woman exhibits the fact that she is a whole human being with complicated thoughts and feelings everyone is like WOAH SHIT I DIDN’T KNOW WOMEN COULD THINK ABOUT STUFF THAT ISN’T MEN OR BABIES OR FASHION.
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News flash!
HAVING A.D.D. DOES NOT MAKE YOU LESS INTELLIGENT OR CAPABLE. BEING AN ADULT WITH A.D.D. DOES NOT MAKE YOU CHILDISH OR A FAILURE.
April 2013
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