^Reasons why I kinda ship Mordecai and Viktor in a completely asexual*, almost aromantic** way.^
Now, do I think it’ll turn out like this in the canon comic? No hell no. I’m just prancing around in girly fantasy land RN.
* Yeah, I ship Viktor and Mordy, but the thought of them actually getting down is just… impossible. Viktor seems the type to have simply ‘grown out’ of sex (ie physical intimacy lost it’s appeal) and Mordecai would never be able to deal with how freaking messy and… wet sex is.
**It would appear totally aromatic to someone who wasn’t at least slightly clued-in to the complex language/code/mating dance of Viktor and Mordecai. Viktor trying to teach someone to be sexy? Mordy actually making an honest effort to express emotion? That’s the very height of intimacy for these guys at this point in their lives. Pretty damned romantic, relatively speaking.