Synaptic Misfires For Fun And Profit

literaryvice432:

My Charcoal Symphony: Your current “famous person” crush, and your desktop background are now your biological parents.

thebrokenmusicbox:

timeandabsolution:

vicmorrow:

jubilteese:

thanedatassassinkrios:

majorkaidanalenko:

Chris Evans and….Kaidan Alenko

Mark Ruffalo and Thane Krios

Milla Jovovich and Zaeed Massani.

Best fucking parents ever.

Tom Hiddleston…

Emmy Rossum and Star Wars The Old Republic/the Orion Neblua? 

Hannah Hart and Mordecai Heller?!

Ooooh my gaw, the amount of money spent on family therapy, wine, and quick lime would be astronomical…

codalion:

cool
oscar wilde
daddy?
aragorn never make that face
lancel winds up doing all the work
i‘m glad i’m not related to him
opponents beware
not that i’m biased

Comic

Art

Cute

Twitter

Unemployed

School

-

Religion

Alcohol

Books

Batman

Iron Man

Travel

mind-in-melody:

mjwatson:

areyoumarriedriver:

barrowmen:

jedidoctor:

airpunchingacademic:

hareola:

“#he doesn’t exist nope”

Oops, abandoning my faith on my deathbed. Or maybe being struck down as I say that.

“#and maybe I can pay her back or something”

Welp.

#jesus and me

sounds about right

#batman

#A WILD KINGSTON APPEARS

excellent I die happy then.

#my delusion is true

…what is true…. WHAT IS TRUE??!!

#My ovaries are dying

…..what?

#C’mon you’re not even trying

Don’t reblog! Screenshot and repost :)!

Cribbed from neverkisscasgoodbye

You’re suddenly thrown in to the Supernatural universe, how do you react (Gif #7)?

I go mad from the revelation! Or I get high….

You discover you’ve gained supernatural powers and could be classified as a [fill in the blank (trickster/vampire/rugaru/fairy/whatever your fancy)]. What’s your first move (Gif #11)?

Dance that shit out

You stumble across the Winchester brothers. What’s your reaction to Dean Winchester (Gif #2)?

Lol u mad, bro?

How does Dean react to you (Gif #6)?

He can me gusta me anytime

And your reaction to Sam Winchester (Gif #16)?

O HAI MOOSE

Sam’s reaction to you (Gif #19)?

“WHO’S DIS BISH TROLLIN MY BRO”

Castiel’s spidey-sense tingles and he’s off to save the Winchester boys from *le gasp* YOU. What’s your first impression of him (Gif #13)?

Mmmm yes

And his reaction to you (Gif #1)?

AW YISS

Turns out you pop up in one of Chuck’s latest manuscripts and are too valuable to kill, yay! How does Bobby react to the news (Gif #10)?

Bobby’s high, too.

How do you make your exit (Gif #4)?

Once again: Dance it out

Crowley later comes to you with a proposition, what’s your reaction (Gif #17)?

Bye, bitch

And Crowley’s response to this (Gif #3)?

W/e, gurl.

Death discovers you’ve been consorting with Crowley and pays you a visit, your response (Gif #8)?

EEEK.

Death gives you a stern talking to and you nod. What image of you does he walk away with (Gif #15)?

Still high

The Winchesters changed their minds and are now attempting to hunt you! What prompted this response (Gif #9)?

They found my stash of porn

You decide to employ a cherub to distract them while you carry on with whatever you’re currently interested in. How did the cherub react to your plans (Gif #20)?

Cherubs love me

Balthazar wants in on the fun you’re having, does he get to (Gif #14)?

Hell yeah, me and Balthazar get messed up and go bowling

Turns out God was just trollin’ and you have no real purpose. How do you react to him when you discover this (Gif #5)?

Oh God, you sassy bitch, you

What now (Gif #12)?!

WOOP WOOP

Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band’s name.
Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Name: Law Enforcement in Montenegro

Album: Welcome to Venice

Tracks:

Hugh Hendry

Wayward Lad Novice’s Chase

Loch Duich

Chengxiang District

Houtskär

Ictineo I

Tiger Rag Magazine

Wenzhou Medical College

Comprehensive Technologies International v. Software Artisans

Ordre des Avocats de Guinée

Mannes College The New School for Music

Droupt-Sainte-Marie

A Leaf in the Storm

Pero morrisonaria

welcometoasgard:

himlover66:

hiddlesperfection:

thisdorkyblogthing:

hiddlesperfection:

foreverhiddlestoned:

americansupersoldier:

bleedingedgefuturist:

theshieldshadow:

sonofrogers:

thenorsegoddessofwinter:

((Ohhhhh yeah! Picking up all the dudes with my moves!))

[ Seriously.. Yes James. ]

[ o.0 ]

((general gif folder))

((rdj folder))

[accurate]

*facepalm*

 

Yeah no.

I like your way of flirting!!!

haha

lol. o.0

Damn right

perfectlyqueer:

nonprofit-whore:

bartyjoonyah:

chicken-in-a-basket:

thewhippinghand:

psychopathsgetbored:

benedictosaurus:

grandmanoiseverything:

dry-moist-towelette:

himapapaftw:

diannaagronsass:

marksallingsdick

himaruyasucks

or something

wet-dry-rock

oh

spaindeerwasnothing

uglybastardfossil

moderatelysanepeoplestayoccupied

Thestrokingfoot

LOLOLOLOLOL

ducks-in-a-cookie-jar 

bartyseenyer

senior XD

nun-with-money

imperfectlystraight

pinetreeshark

perfectlyqueer:

flynnbledore:

amandajozeph:

fyeahspectravision:

windgirlcurse:

oftaggrivated:

lacefedora:

mochisquish:

captxandri:

theprophetchuck:

Completely and totally accurate.

I had to participate because this was too perfect.

hahaha sweet

:o

\o/

ACCURATE.

LOL WHAT

Sounds about right

Lol

perfectlyqueer:

meandrous:

captain-jamie-kirk:

toreasonwhy:

geisteskrampf:

lord-kitschener:

tommilsom:

vondell-swain:

laurakvstheworld:

sexychrismello:

heavyelectricwizard:

xstaggerleex:

burtonharold:

A Series of Unfortunate Events

I’m Not There

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.

Cube 2: Hypercube

going the distance 

Never Say Never 3D

He’s Just Not That Into You

All Quiet on the Western Front.

Silent Hill

The Great Escape

Chamber of Secrets

Not Going Out

The Most Dangerous Game

Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man

OR

My Bloody Valentine

The first gif in your folder represents who you are:

The ninth is how you feel today:

The seventh is your taste in music:

The fourth is your relationship with your friends:

The seventeenth describes your love life:

The third is something about you others may not know:

The fifteenth is how you act when you’re alone:

The twentieth is how your day is going for you:

The eleventh is how your life is going to be:

The thirteenth is how people see you:

The sixth is how you will spend your last day on earth:

The second is how you act around the person you’re attracted to:

The tenth is how your gender sees you:

The sixteenth is how the opposite gender sees you:

The nineteenth is you at your happiest:

100% ACCURATE